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import re regex = re.compile(r"^\s*(\d+:\d+:\d+,\d+)[^\S\n]+-->[^\S\n]+(\d+:\d+:\d+,\d+)((?:\n(?!\d+:\d+:\d+,\d+\b|\n+\d+$).*)*)", flags=re.MULTILINE) test_str = ("1\n" "00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,994\n" "You really don't remember\n" "what happened last year?\n\n" "2\n" "00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,920\n" "- School. Now.\n" "- I dropped out.\n\n" "00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,510\n" "- Get your diploma, I'll get mine.\n" "- What you doing?\n" "00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,514\n" "- Studying.\n" "- You taking your GED? All right, Fi.\n\n" "5\n" "00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,716\n" "Estefania, Fiona.\n\n" "6\n\n" "00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,599\n" "You married a drug lord's daughter?\n\n" "7\n" "00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,274\n" "I'm not in love with her.\n\n" "8\n" "00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,433\n" "She doesn't love you either.\n" "She's got this other guy Marco.\n\n" "9\n" "00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,717\n" "Marco, you're me now, take my identity.\n\n" "10\n" "00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,156\n" "If Este's dad comes looking,\n" "she'll be married.\n\n" "11\n" "00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,993\n" "We can't have sex anymore.\n\n" "12\n" "00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,676\n" "- I'm pretty sure that Jody's gonna propose.\n" "- You're better than this guy.\n\n" "13\n" "00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,078\n" "Stay the fuck away from me\n" "and stay the fuck away from this baby.\n\n" "14\n" "00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,438\n" "Is it all right if I stay over tonight?\n\n" "15\n" "00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,711\n" "Couldn't go 12 hours without seeing me?\n\n" "16\n" "00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,396\n" "Went to the clinic today,\n" "said me having kids, not likely.\n\n" "17\n" "00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,434\n" "- No one said we have to stop trying.\n" "- Hello, boys.\n\n" "18\n" "00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,672\n" "- We got nothing to be ashamed of.\n" "- Fucking world do you live in?\n\n" "19\n" "00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,354\n" "Officer.\n\n" "20\n" "00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,713\n" "- Get on the ground.\n" "- This violating my probation? Heh, heh.\n\n" "21\n" "00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,439\n" "Unh!\n\n" "22\n" "00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,991\n" "- Is it the baby?\n" "- No. It's you. Get out!\n\n" "23\n" "00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,557\n" "I really am so sorry about all of this\n" "with Karen.\n\n" "24\n" "00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,154\n" "You deserve better.\n\n" "25\n" "00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,551\n" "Congratulations, my boy.\n" "You hit the jackpot.\n\n" "26\n" "00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,915\n" "- Frank.\n" "- What?\n\n" "27\n" "00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,116\n" "I think you should go.\n\n" "28\n" "00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,556\n" "Why don't you just live at your real home\n" "with your real family?\n\n" "29\n" "00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,796\n" "I don't like them.\n\n" "30\n" "00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,076\n" "And they don't like me.\n\n" "31\n" "00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,914\n" "Hey, stop that! Hey!\n\n" "32\n" "00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,275\n" "Please just go. Leave.\n\n" "33\n" "00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,717\n" "- Mind if I sleep here for the night?\n" "- It's no problem for me.\n\n" "34\n" "00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,236\n" "- Legal resident here, Steve?\n" "- Name's Jimmy now.\n\n" "35\n" "00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,114\n" "\"Steve\" was an alias he used\n" "to lie about who he was.\n\n" "36\n" "00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,476\n" "- I wanna meet your family.\n" "- Sorry to be late.\n\n" "37\n" "00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,838\n" "These are Fiona's brothers, Carl and Ian.\n\n" "38\n" "00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,275\n" "Do they know you're gay?\n\n" "39\n" "00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,193\n" "- I'm not gay.\n" "- Really?\n\n" "40\n" "00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,273\n" "- It's coming. It's coming.\n" "- Whoo!\n\n" "41\n" "00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,909\n" "- Doctor.\n" "- What's wrong with him?\n\n" "42\n" "00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,589\n" "- He has Down syndrome, Debs.\n" "- Yeah, and he's Asian.\n\n" "43\n" "00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,275\n" "Take it back to the hospital,\n" "somebody will want it.\n\n" "44\n" "00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,669\n" "I want it.\n\n" "45\n" "00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,916\n" "It's me or the baby.\n\n" "46\n" "00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,275\n" "The baby, sweetheart.\n\n" "47\n" "00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,636\n" "You know, you're gonna regret this.\n\n" "48\n" "00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,230\n" "I love you.\n\n" "49\n" "00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,357\n" "- Are you gonna leave?\n" "- No.\n\n" "50\n" "00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,874\n" "Everybody always leaves.\n\n" "51\n" "00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,999\n" "I won't.\n\n" "52\n" "00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,315\n" "Ugh.\n\n" "53\n" "00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,236\n" "- Morning, sunshine.\n" "- Why didn't you wake me up?\n\n" "54\n" "00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,154\n" "- I gotta make lunches before work.\n" "- Already done.\n\n" "55\n" "00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,915\n" "Carl, my man,\n" "would you like some more French toast?\n\n" "56\n" "00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,833\n" "- Uh-huh.\n" "- Lip and Ian?\n\n" "57\n" "00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,957\n" "Already fed and gone.\n\n" "58\n" "00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,237\n" "Why are you eating a Popsicle\n" "for breakfast?\n\n" "59\n" "00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,675\n" "Jimmy said it was okay.\n\n" "60\n" "00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,790\n" "- Got your smoothie ready to go.\n" "- Where's Debbie?\n\n" "61\n" "00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,153\n" "Out front like always.\n\n" "62\n" "00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,240\n" "Morning, Debs.\n\n" "63\n" "00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,199\n" "One hundred and thirty-seven days.\n\n" "64\n" "00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,072\n" "When I was 9 he was gone for a year.\n\n" "65\n" "00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,630\n" "He always comes back.\n\n" "66\n" "00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,039\n" "Lunch.\n\n" "67\n" "00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,511\n" "He'll be back, Debs.\n\n" "68\n" "00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,350\n" "He always comes back.\n\n" "69\n" "00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,836\n" "Hey, <i>señor.</i>\n\n" "70\n" "00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,915\n" "Hey.\n\n" "71\n" "00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,670\n" "Hey.\n\n" "72\n" "00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,838\n" "- Yeah.\n" "- Yeah.\n\n" "73\n" "00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,830\n" "Hey, help me.\n\n" "74\n" "00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,116\n" "You need help?\n\n" "75\n" "00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,040\n" "Yes, thank you. Where am I?\n\n" "76\n" "00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,590\n" "- Juarez.\n" "- Mexico?\n\n" "77\n" "00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,595\n" "Did I miss Christmas?\n\n" "78\n" "00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,434\n" "Christmas?\n" "You almost missed Easter.\n\n" "79\n" "00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,031\n" "There's an Escalade parked\n" "across the street with someone in it.\n\n" "80\n" "00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,953\n" "It's nice. Still has its hubcaps.\n" "I think it was there yesterday too.\n\n" "81\n" "00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,875\n" "- Popsicle for breakfast?\n" "- Carl's teeth hurt.\n\n" "82\n" "00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,158\n" "Yeah, because he's eating Popsicles\n" "for breakfast. Did he brush?\n\n" "83\n" "00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,959\n" "- Before he left?\n" "- Yeah, think so.\n\n" "84\n" "00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,954\n" "Did you check his toothbrush,\n" "see if it was wet?\n\n" "85\n" "00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:30,512\n" "Hm. I was hoping that you'd still be in bed\n" "when the kids left for school.\n\n" "86\n" "00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:31,830\n" "I have to work.\n\n" "87\n" "00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,390\n" "- You've got five minutes.\n" "- Five?\n\n" "88\n" "00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,200\n" "Make it 10 if I focus on White Sox scores\n" "or something.\n\n" "89\n" "00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,234\n" "Liam?\n\n" "90\n" "00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,552\n" "Just plop him down in front\n" "of <i>The Wiggles</i>, he's good for hours.\n\n" "91\n" "00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:50,153\n" "I can't be late. I can't be late,\n" "I need the cash for the property tax bill.\n\n" "92\n" "00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,394\n" "Don't tell my kids they can do things\n" "they know they can't.\n\n" "93\n" "00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,273\n" "- Your kids?\n" "- A Popsicle?\n\n" "94\n" "00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,238\n" "So I'm just the nanny?\n\n" "95\n" "00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,758\n" "I can feed them, change them,\n" "but when Carl wants a second Popsicle--\n\n" "96\n" "00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,912\n" "- Second?\n" "- Didn't like the first. Banana.\n\n" "97\n" "00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,151\n" "His teeth are going to rot out of his head.\n\n" "98\n" "00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,829\n" "- We just spent two grand on his braces.\n" "- We?\n\n" "99\n" "00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,074\n" "What?\n\n" "100\n" "00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:18,640\n" "Not \"we,\" me.\n" "I paid for Carl's braces.\n\n" "101\n" "00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,591\n" "No more Popsicles for breakfast, okay?\n\n" "102\n" "00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,594\n" "Lip and Ian left early?\n\n" "103\n" "00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,996\n" "Said they had to pick something up\n" "downtown.\n\n" "104\n" "00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,072\n" "- Downtown?\n" "- What they said.\n\n" "105\n" "00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,594\n" "Pick up what?\n\n" "106\n" "00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,752\n" "Go, go, go!\n\n" "107\n" "00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,272\n" "When you said you had access,\n" "I thought you meant through a door.\n\n" "108\n" "00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,075\n" "I may have fudged on that a bit.\n\n" "109\n" "00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,152\n" "- Hey!\n" "- Come on.\n\n" "110\n" "00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,311\n" "Get out of the way, get out of the way.\n\n" "111\n" "00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,794\n" "Kid, stop. Out of the way.\n" "Stop it!\n\n" "112\n" "00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,795\n" "Watch it!\n\n" "113\n" "00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:02,194\n" "Jesus, whatever happened to fat, donut-\n" "eating cops? Now they're all Triathletes.\n\n" "114\n" "00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,600\n" "Catch.\n\n" "115\n" "00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,195\n" "Tall prick looks good\n" "for another ten miles.\n\n" "116\n" "00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,080\n" "Shit.\n\n" "117\n" "00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,513\n" "Ditch it out at the street, yeah?\n\n" "118\n" "00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,712\n" "Wait, wait, wait, maybe they'll give up.\n\n" "119\n" "00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,830\n" "What are you doing?\n\n" "120\n" "00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,071\n" "Shit. Shit.\n\n" "121\n" "00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,480\n" "Whoa, whoa.\n\n" "122\n" "00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,791\n" "Right there, hold it!\n\n" "123\n" "00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,998\n" "No way West Point takes you\n" "with a felony conviction.\n\n" "124\n" "00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,873\n" "Hey.\n\n" "125\n" "00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,234\n" "- Catch you at the courthouse later?\n" "- Don't be stupid.\n\n" "126\n" "00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,152\n" "Call Mandy, all right?\n\n" "127\n" "00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,433\n" "Milkoviches gotta have\n" "a good bail-bondsman.\n\n" "128\n" "00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,797\n" "Argh!\n\n" "129\n" "00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,317\n" "Baby.\n\n" "130\n" "00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,959\n" "Baby.\n\n" "131\n" "00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,833\n" "It's your turn.\n\n" "132\n" "00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:34,592\n" "I know you're awake,\n" "you're making that fakey sleep sound.\n\n" "133\n" "00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:41,678\n" "I was up at 3 and 5.\n\n" "134\n" "00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:49,992\n" "Get your ass up, you goddamn, pony-tailed,\n" "Fabio motherfucker!\n\n" "135\n" "00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,950\n" "What?\n\n" "136\n" "00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,750\n" "Get your goddamn ass out of this bed!\n" "It's your fucking turn!\n\n" "137\n" "00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,435\n" "Is someone tearing his flesh off?\n\n" "138\n" "00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,672\n" "We sure this Ferber dude knows\n" "what the hell he's talking about?\n\n" "139\n" "00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,559\n" "Go!\n\n" "140\n" "00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,400\n" "<i>Hush little baby don't say a word</i>\n\n" "141\n" "00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,554\n" "<i>Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird</i>\n\n" "142\n" "00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,310\n" "Stop it!\n\n" "143\n" "00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,316\n" "Passport, please.\n\n" "144\n" "00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,318\n" "Come on, man. Where's he going?\n\n" "145\n" "00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,678\n" "Medical emergency.\n\n" "146\n" "00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,115\n" "Hey, why's he going?\n\n" "147\n" "00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,158\n" "- Morning.\n" "- Passport?\n\n" "148\n" "00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,073\n" "Uh, yeah. Uh....\n\n" "149\n" "00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,434\n" "No. Must have left them in my other pants.\n\n" "150\n" "00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,957\n" "But I'm an American citizen.\n" "Chi Town born and raised.\n\n" "151\n" "00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,440\n" "No passport, no entry.\n\n" "152\n" "00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,273\n" "What? Since when?\n\n" "153\n" "00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,353\n" "Since Al Qaeda decided\n" "Americans needed killing.\n\n" "154\n" "00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,911\n" "You see, here's the thing, Agent Tacker.\n\n" "155\n" "00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,750\n" "You look like a man who occasionally\n" "enjoys a malt beverage...\n\n" "156\n" "00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:35,000\n" "...so you can understand, every once in a\n" "while a couple drinks can get out of hand.\n\n" "157\n" "00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:39,200\n" "But when it happens, next morning you\n" "have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off...\n\n" "158\n" "00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,832\n" "...and get right back on the horse.\n" "Am I right, or am I right? Just let me cross.\n\n" "159\n" "00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,834\n" "I won't tell anyone, I promise.\n\n" "160\n" "00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,037\n" "You got a driver's license?\n\n" "161\n" "00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,351\n" "Any form of photo ID?\n\n" "162\n" "00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,636\n" "Costco card?\n\n" "163\n" "00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,951\n" "Do I look like I've got a Costco card?\n\n" "164\n" "00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,397\n" "You look like you need a course\n" "of penicillin and a lice comb.\n\n" "165\n" "00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,112\n" "Call home, get somebody to send you\n" "some kind of photo ID...\n\n" "166\n" "00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,313\n" "...so we can use it to make you\n" "a temporary passport.\n\n" "167\n" "00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,550\n" "Get cleaned up.\n\n" "168\n" "00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,634\n" "Not letting you into this country so you\n" "can add to Texas' homeless population.\n\n" "169\n" "00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,473\n" "Next.\n\n" "170\n" "00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,911\n" "<i>He just walks in.\n" "Doesn't even bother to knock.</i>\n\n" "171\n" "00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,120\n" "That's nothing, Kev waltzes in, does his\n" "sit-down business while I'm taking a bath.\n\n" "172\n" "00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,192\n" "Only one bathroom, had to go.\n\n" "173\n" "00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,240\n" "We have another bathroom, but Jimmy\n" "can't be bothered to go downstairs?\n\n" "174\n" "00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,960\n" "Kev once did his poopy business\n" "while I was brushing.\n\n" "175\n" "00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,276\n" "Only one bathroom.\n\n" "176\n" "00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,397\n" "- Can I steal some of this?\n" "- Sure.\n\n" "177\n" "00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,553\n" "Yesterday I caught him vacuuming\n" "and watching Rachael Ray.\n\n" "178\n" "00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,390\n" "- Kev doesn't even know what a vacuum is.\n" "- Sure I do, outer space.\n\n" "179\n" "00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,595\n" "Dude in <i>Armageddon</i> got sucked\n" "right out of his space suit, exploded.\n\n" "180\n" "00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,910\n" "Nice overalls.\n\n" "181\n" "00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,790\n" "$14.50 an hour. You haven't lived\n" "till you've vacuumed up toxic waste.\n\n" "182\n" "00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,191\n" "Hey, what do you think, am I camera ready\n" "or what?\n\n" "183\n" "00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,550\n" "Ow!\n\n" "184\n" "00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:28,237\n" "My man. My topless web traffic\n" "is way down, too many girls ironing.\n\n" "185\n" "00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,713\n" "We're going to have a kid, I need to save for\n" "when my tits are the size of watermelons.\n\n" "186\n" "00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,554\n" "Probably a market for pervs\n" "who wanna see a woman nursing.\n\n" "187\n" "00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,280\n" "Kev's worried our kid\n" "might find these online one day.\n\n" "188\n" "00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,909\n" "Ooh. Shit on the net never goes away.\n\n" "189\n" "00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,120\n" "Kev junior's gonna be surfing for porn,\n" "see his momma's big titties and get hungry.\n\n" "190\n" "00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,078\n" "So we're trying a new web thing.\n\n" "191\n" "00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,756\n" "Couple act. Master and slave. Wah.\n\n" "192\n" "00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,116\n" "- In a cast?\n" "- Hey, man's got to eat.\n\n" "193\n" "00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,840\n" "- That's so wrong.\n" "- It's educational.\n\n" "194\n" "00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,516\n" "By acting out a scene from the old\n" "plantation, we're providing content...\n\n" "195\n" "00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,919\n" "...for an internet audience that embraces\n" "a truthful reenactment of our past.\n\n" "196\n" "00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,594\n" "It's racist and wrong.\n\n" "197\n" "00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,071\n" "Which is why it's gonna make money\n" "because this country is racist.\n\n" "198\n" "00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,509\n" "What's that about?\n\n" "199\n" "00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,519\n" "Place we were working yesterday\n" "had a couple billion fleas.\n\n" "200\n" "00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,794\n" "Jimmy doesn't really do anything, he just\n" "hangs around the house all day with Liam...\n\n" "201\n" "00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,118\n" "...making smoothies,\n" "acting like he's the kids' new dad.\n\n" "202\n" "00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,957\n" "So he's vacuuming, cooking and changing\n" "dirty diapers and you're still pissed?\n\n" "203\n" "00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,477\n" "Thought that's what you ladies wanted,\n" "shared housework, wage equality.\n\n" "204\n" "00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,957\n" "All that <i>Hunger Games,</i> Lady Gaga,\n" "girl-power shit?\n\n" "205\n" "00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,511\n" "We say it, but we don't mean it.\n" "Nothing sexy about a man with a mop.\n\n" "206\n" "00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,956\n" "<i>I know a way to make it fun.</i>\n\n" "207\n" "00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,112\n" "<i>- What's that?\n" "- Guess.</i>\n\n" "208\n" "00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,112\n" "<i>I don't know, tell us!</i>\n\n" "209\n" "00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,312\n" "<i>- At least give us a hint!\n" "- Okay.</i>\n\n" "210\n" "00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,630\n" "Hey, my man.\n\n" "211\n" "00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,036\n" "<i>Huh?</i>\n\n" "212\n" "00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,632\n" "<i>I know, by singing words, it will be fun.</i>\n\n" "213\n" "00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,790\n" "My man.\n\n" "214\n" "00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,719\n" "<i>That's right, Sid, you guessed it.</i>\n\n" "215\n" "00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,550\n" "Living with someone's hard. Last time you\n" "were with a guy longer than weeks?\n\n" "216\n" "00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,995\n" "- Pssh. Never.\n" "- Wha--?\n\n" "217\n" "00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,391\n" "How long you been living with Jimmy,\n" "three months?\n\n" "218\n" "00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,076\n" "- Four.\n" "- Boring happens. We all get bored. It'll pass.\n\n" "219\n" "00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,000\n" "He'll stop being boring again soon.\n\n" "220\n" "00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,071\n" "Well, hello, Steve.\n\n" "221\n" "00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,720\n" "Nando.\n\n" "222\n" "00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,639\n" "Where is she, Steve?\n\n" "223\n" "00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,516\n" "Where's who?\n\n" "224\n" "00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,272\n" "Estefania, Steve.\n\n" "225\n" "00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,920\n" "My daughter.\n\n" "226\n" "00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,515\n" "- Your wife.\n" "- Ah.\n\n" "227\n" "00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,839\n" "- What are we doing today?\n" "- Biohazard.\n\n" "228\n" "00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,640\n" "Listen up. Sewer main backed up.\n\n" "229\n" "00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,793\n" "Sent effluent geysering\n" "out their basement toilet.\n\n" "230\n" "00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,111\n" "Got a few blocks of raw sewage\n" "down there.\n\n" "231\n" "00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,636\n" "Better grab the waders.\n\n" "232\n" "00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,312\n" "Bullshit! Bullshit!\n" "It's fucking bullshit!\n\n" "233\n" "00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,359\n" "Motherfucking asshole son of a bitch...!\n\n" "234\n" "00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,037\n" "Phillip Ronan Gallagher.\n\n" "235\n" "00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,513\n" "Breaking and entering, grand theft,\n" "assaulting two law enforcement officers.\n\n" "236\n" "00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,512\n" "Campus security, Your Honor.\n\n" "237\n" "00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,713\n" "Can rent-a-cops really be counted\n" "as law enforcement officers?\n\n" "238\n" "00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,669\n" "- It's been, what, a couple of months?\n" "- Almost a year, Your Honor.\n\n" "239\n" "00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,595\n" "- Turn a new leaf or just dumb luck?\n" "- Walking the straight and narrow.\n\n" "240\n" "00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,674\n" "Thanks to the wise counsel and guidance\n" "previously provided by this court.\n\n" "241\n" "00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,878\n" "- Are you mocking me, Phillip?\n" "- No, Your Honor, absolutely not.\n\n" "242\n" "00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,557\n" "You know, I've nothing but respect for this\n" "court and for the rule of law it represents.\n\n" "243\n" "00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,680\n" "You know, the rights we derive from over\n" "900 years of fealty to the Magna Carta...\n\n" "244\n" "00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:28,392\n" "...are the only thing standing between us\n" "and the anarchy of mob rule.\n\n" "245\n" "00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,517\n" "Hm. Still a minor, what a shame.\n\n" "246\n" "00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,355\n" "The defendant before you beat a co-worker\n" "to death with a nail-studded 2x4...\n\n" "247\n" "00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,911\n" "...for finishing the coffee\n" "and not starting a new pot.\n\n" "248\n" "00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:43,518\n" "You show up in this court again as an adult,\n" "I'll make sure he's your cell mate.\n\n" "249\n" "00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,760\n" "- How do you plead?\n" "- Not guilty, Your Honor.\n\n" "250\n" "00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,999\n" "Set a date for prelim.\n" "Five hundred dollars bond.\n\n" "251\n" "00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:57,039\n" "<i>Please say, \"Collect.\"\n" "Calling card third number or enter your--</i>\n\n" "252\n" "00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,954\n" "- Collect.\n" "<i>- Please say your name.</i>\n\n" "253\n" "00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,238\n" "- Frank.\n" "<i>- Thank you.</i>\n\n" "254\n" "00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,915\n" "Ugh.\n\n" "255\n" "00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,590\n" "What's it mean when there's a plus sign?\n\n" "256\n" "00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,910\n" "International call.\n\n" "257\n" "00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,630\n" "Probably some Nigerian calling to tell you\n" "you won a million bucks.\n\n" "258\n" "00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,990\n" "Ugh!\n\n" "259\n" "00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,633\n" "Daddy.\n\n" "260\n" "00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,960\n" "Daddy?\n\n" "261\n" "00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,874\n" "Daddy.\n\n" "262\n" "00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,673\n" "Frank?\n\n" "263\n" "00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,040\n" "Daddy.\n\n" "264\n" "00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,398\n" "Frank.\n\n" "265\n" "00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,069\n" "Ugh.\n\n" "266\n" "00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,999\n" "He's not here.\n\n" "267\n" "00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,958\n" "No cookies.\n\n" "268\n" "00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,950\n" "Jimmy didn't make any cookies.\n\n" "269\n" "00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,480\n" "Yeah, that's good, perfect.\n\n" "270\n" "00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,951\n" "Estefania and I spend time\n" "helping a friend look after her siblings.\n\n" "271\n" "00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,396\n" "Tragic story really, mom's gone,\n" "dad's a drunk--\n\n" "272\n" "00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,552\n" "- Out.\n" "- It's okay. Thank you.\n\n" "273\n" "00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,990\n" "Whoa. Hey. How you--? Whoa, whoa, whoa.\n\n" "274\n" "00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,595\n" "Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you.\n\n" "275\n" "00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,720\n" "If he tries to run, shoot him.\n\n" "276\n" "00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,869\n" "You know, I was surprised\n" "to see you in the States.\n\n" "277\n" "00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,635\n" "I thought that the DEA\n" "had you on a watch list.\n\n" "278\n" "00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,950\n" "They do.\n\n" "279\n" "00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:02,672\n" "So you can imagine how happy I am\n" "to come here, Steve.\n\n" "280\n" "00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,598\n" "Papi.\n\n" "281\n" "00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,634\n" "Stevie, you home. How was your trip?\n\n" "282\n" "00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,871\n" "- Your plane safe?\n" "- Save it. He knows.\n\n" "283\n" "00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,553\n" "Her English is getting good, right?\n\n" "284\n" "00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,636\n" "Uh....\n\n" "285\n" "00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,956\n" "Hey, sweetheart.\n\n" "286\n" "00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,473\n" "- Yeah.\n" "- No, Papi, no!\n\n" "287\n" "00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,960\n" "No, Papi, no!\n\n" "288\n" "00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,914\n" "No!\n\n" "289\n" "00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,080\n" "No.\n\n" "290\n" "00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,040\n" "No!\n\n" "291\n" "00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,352\n" "You can buy baby food at the Food 4 Less,\n" "sweetie.\n\n" "292\n" "00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,070\n" "They put artificial coloring\n" "and preservatives in that crap.\n\n" "293\n" "00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,234\n" "Yeah, but the carrots gave him gas.\n\n" "294\n" "00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,319\n" "No, that was the peas and eggplant,\n" "won't do that again.\n\n" "295\n" "00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,431\n" "It's okay. It's okay.\n\n" "296\n" "00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,829\n" "Hello.\n\n" "297\n" "00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,199\n" "<i>- You have a collect call from--</i>\n" "- Collect? Yes. Yes.\n\n" "298\n" "00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,875\n" "- Karen? Sweetie?\n" "- Karen?\n\n" "299\n" "00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,560\n" "Is she okay?\n\n" "300\n" "00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,677\n" "Sheils, honey. It's Frank.\n\n" "301\n" "00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,916\n" "Frank who?\n\n" "302\n" "00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,070\n" "\"Frank\" Frank.\n\n" "303\n" "00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,393\n" "Uh-- Uh-- Listen, Sheils, here's the situation.\n\n" "304\n" "00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:55,271\n" "I'm out of the country on business\n" "and it's the craziest thing...\n\n" "305\n" "00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,512\n" "...someone stole all my money\n" "and my passport.\n\n" "306\n" "00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,558\n" "Shit! Shit!\n\n" "307\n" "00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,360\n" "Hey, hey. Trouble, <i>señor?</i>\n\n" "308\n" "00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,556\n" "What?\n\n" "309\n" "00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,076\n" "Maybe I can help.\n\n" "310\n" "00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,154\n" "Here he comes.\n\n" "311\n" "00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,589\n" "Yo, man, I want to talk to somebody!\n\n" "312\n" "00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,158\n" "- You been up to see Mickey?\n" "- No.\n\n" "313\n" "00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,031\n" "I sent him some girl-on-girl porn last week,\n" "it's the only thing he ever wants.\n\n" "314\n" "00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,360\n" "- Hey.\n" "- Hey.\n\n" "315\n" "00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,512\n" "Thanks, man. How you doing?\n\n" "316\n" "00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,200\n" "Hey.\n\n" "317\n" "00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,351\n" "- Ow! What the fuck?\n" "- Asshole.\n\n" "318\n" "00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,119\n" "What the hell was that about?\n\n" "319\n" "00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,954\n" "Wasn't too happy to hear\n" "about you getting caught.\n\n" "320\n" "00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,156\n" "How'd it go?\n\n" "321\n" "00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,519\n" "Public defender thinks I can get off with\n" "community service if we take the laser back.\n\n" "322\n" "00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,151\n" "Underprivileged kid trying to gain access\n" "to equipment he doesn't have...\n\n" "323\n" "00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,556\n" "...at his ghetto ass underfunded\n" "high school.\n\n" "324\n" "00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,394\n" "- Heh, heh.\n" "- Hey, thanks for bailing me out.\n\n" "325\n" "00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,837\n" "All Mandy, she used her dad's line of credit\n" "at Bad Bob's Bonds.\n\n" "326\n" "00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,191\n" "Miss a hearing,\n" "my dad will come after you...\n\n" "327\n" "00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,797\n" "...with a linoleum knife\n" "and a bucket of battery acid.\n\n" "328\n" "00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,195\n" "Hey.\n\n" "329\n" "00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,318\n" "- You knew about this?\n" "- Absolutely not.\n\n" "330\n" "00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,871\n" "I'm shocked and humiliated\n" "by this betrayal, I can't believe it.\n\n" "331\n" "00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:24,512\n" "How could she be unfaithful to me\n" "after everything we've been through?\n\n" "332\n" "00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,710\n" "Better safe than sorry.\n\n" "333\n" "00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,199\n" "Well, looks like you guys don't need me\n" "around here anymore.\n\n" "334\n" "00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,431\n" "Put some gloves on.\n\n" "335\n" "00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,754\n" "You get to hold his foot while I cut.\n\n" "336\n" "00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,035\n" "Fiona.\n\n" "337\n" "00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,354\n" "Burrito?\n\n" "338\n" "00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,319\n" "I warmed it on the septic truck engine.\n" "Works great.\n\n" "339\n" "00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,278\n" "Uh-- No, thanks.\n\n" "340\n" "00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,556\n" "So my lazy-ass nephew,\n" "my brother Howie's kid with the big head?\n\n" "341\n" "00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,189\n" "- You remember him from school?\n" "- Howie, Jr., sure.\n\n" "342\n" "00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,114\n" "Anyway, he's back from college\n" "for the summer--\n\n" "343\n" "00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,634\n" "Howie, Jr.'s in college?\n\n" "344\n" "00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,154\n" "Wrestling scholarship.\n\n" "345\n" "00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,835\n" "Majoring in beer pong and date rape\n" "from what I hear.\n\n" "346\n" "00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,319\n" "Anyways, he's back for the summer\n" "and he needs a job.\n\n" "347\n" "00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:40,991\n" "You're a hard worker, but blood is blood.\n\n" "348\n" "00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,710\n" "When's Jr. back?\n\n" "349\n" "00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,036\n" "That's it?\n\n" "350\n" "00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,035\n" "I'll call you if anything big comes up\n" "and we need some extra hands.\n\n" "351\n" "00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,875\n" "We're almost done here. Now get\n" "your wife dressed and go have a nice dinner.\n\n" "352\n" "00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,914\n" "Huh? Someplace expensive.\n\n" "353\n" "00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,191\n" "I'll come join you later.\n\n" "354\n" "00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,477\n" "I only have one shoe.\n\n" "355\n" "00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,873\n" "Take a pair of Marco's,\n" "he always had good taste in footwear.\n\n" "356\n" "00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,872\n" "No. Toss it with the rest.\n\n" "357\n" "00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,038\n" "It was stupid. I've spent too many\n" "Saturdays stuck on a bus...\n\n" "358\n" "00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,954\n" "...going downstate to get felt up\n" "by dyke prison guards.\n\n" "359\n" "00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,670\n" "No school science project\n" "is worth going to jail for.\n\n" "360\n" "00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,071\n" "- Not for school.\n" "- What, were you gonna pawn it?\n\n" "361\n" "00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,999\n" "- Nope.\n" "- Sell it on eBay?\n\n" "362\n" "00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,316\n" "No.\n\n" "363\n" "00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,473\n" "Gonna teach some arrogant college\n" "wapanese assholes...\n\n" "364\n" "00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,235\n" "...not to fuck with the South Side.\n\n" "365\n" "00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,995\n" "- Sure you are.\n" "- What the fuck?\n\n" "366\n" "00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,157\n" "You know, a fast-moving current\n" "can knock a grown man off his feet.\n\n" "367\n" "00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,720\n" "Did you see <i>Anaconda?</i>\n\n" "368\n" "00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,072\n" "Hey. Shh. Just keep moving, all right?\n\n" "369\n" "00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,912\n" "That was Central America. Okay, I'm going.\n\n" "370\n" "00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,392\n" "- That's not how lasers work.\n" "- Yes, they do.\n\n" "371\n" "00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,000\n" "No, they don't.\n\n" "372\n" "00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,436\n" "What's that?\n\n" "373\n" "00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,672\n" "It's a miniature Mars Rover,\n" "mounting a helium-neon laser on it.\n\n" "374\n" "00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,277\n" "- We're gonna blow shit up with it.\n" "- Hey, language.\n\n" "375\n" "00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,912\n" "Hey, final notice on the property tax,\n" "you going down there tomorrow?\n\n" "376\n" "00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,720\n" "- Later.\n" "- Where are you going?\n\n" "377\n" "00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,950\n" "Study group.\n\n" "378\n" "00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,357\n" "- No dinner?\n" "- No Jimmy.\n\n" "379\n" "00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,150\n" "- No cookies after school either.\n" "- He wasn't here when you came home?\n\n" "380\n" "00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,630\n" "No and his Beemer's still out front.\n\n" "381\n" "00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,877\n" "Want me to open a can of tuna?\n\n" "382\n" "00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,033\n" "- Sure.\n" "- You wanna get that one for me?\n\n" "383\n" "00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,792\n" "- Whiskey, I need whiskey.\n" "- Shh.\n\n" "384\n" "00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,032\n" "- We have to stay hydrated.\n" "- The sun's almost down, it's not hot.\n\n" "385\n" "00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,110\n" "How much further?\n\n" "386\n" "00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,239\n" "Twenty miles to the rendezvous.\n\n" "387\n" "00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,553\n" "- How far have we gone so far?\n" "- Two.\n\n" "388\n" "00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,870\n" "Can we stop for a second,\n" "I'm getting a blister.\n\n" "389\n" "00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,913\n" "No, seriously, I'm wearing the wrong\n" "shoes, anybody have a Band-Aid?\n\n" "390\n" "00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,032\n" "Shit.\n\n" "391\n" "00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,356\n" "Jesus.\n\n" "392\n" "00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,037\n" "Okay. Okay.\n\n" "393\n" "00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,760\n" "American. American.\n\n" "394\n" "00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,599\n" "I'm an American. Whoa, whoa, whoa.\n\n" "395\n" "00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,077\n" "Did you check the hospitals today?\n\n" "396\n" "00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,038\n" "No Frank.\n\n" "397\n" "00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,113\n" "Okay, Deb.\n\n" "398\n" "00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,555\n" "Come on, time for bed.\n\n" "399\n" "00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,279\n" "He'll come back, Debs.\n\n" "400\n" "00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,033\n" "Frank's like scabies.\n\n" "401\n" "00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,398\n" "You can't get rid of him\n" "no matter how hard you try.\n\n" "402\n" "00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,599\n" "Bedtime.\n\n" "403\n" "00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,720\n" "Ian?\n\n" "404\n" "00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,040\n" "Mandy.\n\n" "405\n" "00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,352\n" "Yeah, her dad's mixing vodka\n" "and speedballs again, so....\n\n" "406\n" "00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,839\n" "You being smart?\n\n" "407\n" "00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,117\n" "- Lost my job today.\n" "- What, you fucking the boss?\n\n" "408\n" "00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,194\n" "No, nepotism. Nephew.\n\n" "409\n" "00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,473\n" "Hey, uh....\n\n" "410\n" "00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,111\n" "We gonna have enough\n" "for the property tax bill?\n\n" "411\n" "00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,315\n" "Just. With the check I got today.\n\n" "412\n" "00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,799\n" "Where you been?\n\n" "413\n" "00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,119\n" "- I just ran into a friend. Grabbed dinner.\n" "- Oh.\n\n" "414\n" "00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,839\n" "- What are you doing?\n" "- I was burning my clothes.\n\n" "415\n" "00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,638\n" "- Why?\n" "- You don't need to know.\n\n" "416\n" "00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,479\n" "- I don't?\n" "- Nope.\n\n" "417\n" "00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,837\n" "Take a shower.\n\n" "418\n" "00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,759\n" "Scrub my back?\n\n" "419\n" "00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,835\n" "You want me to scrub your back?\n\n" "420\n" "00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,356\n" "No, no. Use Euler's.\n\n" "421\n" "00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,034\n" "- Where? Here?\n" "- Come on.\n\n" "422\n" "00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,716\n" "- Cosine X.\n" "- Oh.\n\n" "423\n" "00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,392\n" "Yeah.\n\n" "424\n" "00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,394\n" "Hey. Catch.\n\n" "425\n" "00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,912\n" "Open it.\n\n" "426\n" "00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,760\n" "- What is it?\n" "- GPS wrist unit.\n\n" "427\n" "00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,310\n" "For your ROTC orienting weekends.\n\n" "428\n" "00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,874\n" "So you know where you are.\n\n" "429\n" "00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,760\n" "We're supposed to learn that\n" "off of maps and stuff.\n\n" "430\n" "00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,276\n" "Come on. They teaching you\n" "how to use a sextant?\n\n" "431\n" "00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,231\n" "Modern infantry officers have, like,\n" "a grand worth of satellite gear in their pack.\n\n" "432\n" "00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,438\n" "We need to learn how\n" "in case we get separated from our unit...\n\n" "433\n" "00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,832\n" "...or all that fancy equipment\n" "breaks down in a harsh environment.\n\n" "434\n" "00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,193\n" "Oh, come on.\n\n" "435\n" "00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,353\n" "Just take it.\n\n" "436\n" "00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,799\n" "I sort of have a boyfriend.\n\n" "437\n" "00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,392\n" "Well, I sort of have a wife.\n\n" "438\n" "00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,160\n" "He's been gone for a while\n" "but he's gonna be back in a couple weeks.\n\n" "439\n" "00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,839\n" "Young or old?\n\n" "440\n" "00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,195\n" "- Young.\n" "- Ah.\n\n" "441\n" "00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,515\n" "You up for a threesome? Hm?\n\n" "442\n" "00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:01,277\n" "- I mean, an old guy can dream, can't he?\n" "- Ha, ha, ha.\n\n" "443\n" "00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,794\n" "Keep dreaming.\n\n" "444\n" "00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,755\n" "Come here.\n\n" "445\n" "00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,518\n" "- Who needs more eggs?\n" "- Me, please.\n\n" "446\n" "00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,399\n" "- Yeah.\n" "- Yeah.\n\n" "447\n" "00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,349\n" "- You came in late for a school night.\n" "- Trig test in a couple weeks, you know.\n\n" "448\n" "00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,391\n" "- Couldn't find your pants?\n" "- Stop making a mess.\n\n" "449\n" "00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,155\n" "I made them lunches.\n" "What time you have to be at work?\n\n" "450\n" "00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,357\n" "- Laid off.\n" "- Stop it.\n\n" "451\n" "00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,758\n" "- That's all right. You hated that job.\n" "- Didn't hate the money.\n\n" "452\n" "00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,994\n" "- Time to get in bed when the kids leave?\n" "- I wish. I can't, I have a meeting.\n\n" "453\n" "00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,039\n" "Bus is leaving, dishes in the sink.\n" "Mandy, you need a ride?\n\n" "454\n" "00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,634\n" "- If you got room.\n" "- All right.\n\n" "455\n" "00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,599\n" "- Meeting with who?\n" "- Old friend from last night.\n\n" "456\n" "00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,480\n" "- Old friend have a name?\n" "- Arnando. Used to work together.\n\n" "457\n" "00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,360\n" "- He came unexpectedly.\n" "- Used to work together doing what?\n\n" "458\n" "00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,429\n" "Butcher shop.\n\n" "459\n" "00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,434\n" "- Debbie, milk in the fridge. All right!\n" "- We're coming.\n\n" "460\n" "00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,432\n" "Train's leaving! Mandy!\n\n" "461\n" "00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,591\n" "Get in the back. Are you guys ready?\n\n" "462\n" "00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,598\n" "You good? You good?\n\n" "463\n" "00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,638\n" "Hey, just, uh....\n\n" "464\n" "00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,520\n" "I'll be back. Just don't make the bed.\n\n" "465\n" "00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,512\n" "Let's go, Jimmy!\n\n" "466\n" "00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,720\n" "What now?\n\n" "467\n" "00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,280\n" "Now you go away.\n\n" "468\n" "00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,636\n" "What? That's it?\n" "You're just gonna give up?\n\n" "469\n" "00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,757\n" "Hey, I'm thirsty.\n\n" "470\n" "00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,832\n" "- You a quitter, Manuel?\n" "- What?\n\n" "471\n" "00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,117\n" "A quitter? A little baby quitter?\n\n" "472\n" "00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,039\n" "- I'll give you a thousand dollars.\n" "- You promised me five!\n\n" "473\n" "00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,197\n" "That or let me cut out a kidney to sell.\n\n" "474\n" "00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,718\n" "Well, that was before I realized\n" "that you were a little pansy quitter.\n\n" "475\n" "00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,957\n" "Now, that is the spirit\n" "I've been looking for.\n\n" "476\n" "00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,430\n" "But let's channel it\n" "into something constructive.\n\n" "477\n" "00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,638\n" "Like getting me on\n" "the other side of the Rio Grande.\n\n" "478\n" "00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,634\n" "How bad do you want to get back?\n\n" "479\n" "00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,470\n" "- It's \"badly,\" but yes, bad.\n" "- Come, amigo.\n\n" "480\n" "00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,070\n" "Let me introduce you\n" "to my friend, El Cuchillo.\n\n" "481\n" "00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,799\n" "- El Cuchillo?\n" "- Yeah.\n\n" "482\n" "00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,314\n" "- Cuchillo.\n" "- Let's go.\n\n" "483\n" "00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,910\n" "Cuchillo. \"The knife\"?\n\n" "484\n" "00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,640\n" "Your sister doesn't like me.\n\n" "485\n" "00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,440\n" "No, she's just worried\n" "I'm gonna knock you up.\n\n" "486\n" "00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,831\n" "Doesn't want any more\n" "Gallagher mouths to feed.\n\n" "487\n" "00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,595\n" "I'm not my mom, 13 with my brother\n" "on her hip.\n\n" "488\n" "00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,515\n" "- Thirteen, huh?\n" "- Twelve when she got pregnant.\n\n" "489\n" "00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,959\n" "What the hell is that?\n\n" "490\n" "00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,589\n" "This? This is a helium-neon laser.\n\n" "491\n" "00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,878\n" "I'm gonna perform Lasix\n" "on near-sighted neighborhood kids.\n\n" "492\n" "00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,838\n" "Fifty bucks a pop.\n\n" "493\n" "00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,793\n" "What are you doing this summer?\n\n" "494\n" "00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,031\n" "Probably pretty much\n" "what I did last summer.\n\n" "495\n" "00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,352\n" "Drink too much beer,\n" "smoke a lot of weed.\n\n" "496\n" "00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,233\n" "Yeah, well, that ain't gonna work.\n\n" "497\n" "00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,911\n" "You're gonna pad your résumé\n" "for your college apps this summer.\n\n" "498\n" "00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,992\n" "You're a poor kid from the South Side.\n\n" "499\n" "00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,360\n" "And you got a 4.6 and that's great,\n" "but you're gonna need a full ride.\n\n" "500\n" "00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,234\n" "- What's so goddamn funny?\n" "- No, it's just, um....\n\n" "501\n" "00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,080\n" "Why does everyone think\n" "I'm going to college?\n\n" "502\n" "00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,319\n" "Dummy. You're going to college.\n" "And you're gonna graduate.\n\n" "503\n" "00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,870\n" "And then get your masters\n" "and your doctorate.\n\n" "504\n" "00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,396\n" "Then you're gonna make\n" "a boatload of money.\n\n" "505\n" "00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,957\n" "Spend the summer padding this résumé.\n\n" "506\n" "00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,915\n" "Uh....\n\n" "507\n" "00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,232\n" "Doing what?\n\n" "508\n" "00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,114\n" "I don't give a shit.\n\n" "509\n" "00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,631\n" "Teach brain-damaged kids\n" "how to make plastic explosives...\n\n" "510\n" "00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,632\n" "...or the blind how to blow glass.\n\n" "511\n" "00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,917\n" "You know, I already have my sights set...\n\n" "512\n" "00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,390\n" "...on a few hundred hours\n" "of community service.\n\n" "513\n" "00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,272\n" "Okay.\n\n" "514\n" "00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,670\n" "That's good.\n\n" "515\n" "00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,999\n" "Get it done.\n\n" "516\n" "00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,835\n" "Courtesy of Cook County\n" "Juvenile Court System.\n\n" "517\n" "00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,310\n" "You got a 4.6?\n\n" "518\n" "00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,996\n" "My GPA is, like, 1.2.\n\n" "519\n" "00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,712\n" "How smart are you?\n\n" "520\n" "00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,479\n" "You find anything?\n\n" "521\n" "00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,919\n" "- Nothing I can get with a GED.\n" "- Go to Malcolm X. Take some Nurse classes.\n\n" "522\n" "00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,993\n" "You got Jimmy playing Mr. Mom,\n" "take advantage of it.\n\n" "523\n" "00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,556\n" "- This Aunt Jemima scarf too much?\n" "- You topless?\n\n" "524\n" "00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,598\n" "- Yeah.\n" "- No one's looking at your head.\n\n" "525\n" "00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,672\n" "- How much does college cost?\n" "- Nothing.\n\n" "526\n" "00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,232\n" "Take out a shitload of student loans, then\n" "bail on the feds once you get your degree.\n\n" "527\n" "00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,394\n" "Bookkeeping, accounting,\n" "x-ray technician, dental hygienist--\n\n" "528\n" "00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,552\n" "Ech! I get grossed out just flossing my teeth.\n\n" "529\n" "00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,831\n" "I've been shoveling sewage\n" "the last month.\n\n" "530\n" "00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,232\n" "Computer programming.\n" "Drug and alcohol rehab counselor.\n\n" "531\n" "00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,551\n" "Have the practical experience for that one.\n\n" "532\n" "00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,997\n" "Crap, you need a bunch of psych\n" "pre-requisites first.\n\n" "533\n" "00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,720\n" "Take the civil service exam,\n" "get on the ITC.\n\n" "534\n" "00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,476\n" "- Drive a bus?\n" "- Pension, health care, paid vacations.\n\n" "535\n" "00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,155\n" "- Or there's the post office.\n" "- Uniforms are for shit.\n\n" "536\n" "00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,875\n" "Everyone looks like they have\n" "a dick in those pants.\n\n" "537\n" "00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,750\n" "Wow. Lot of people queuing up online for this.\n" "This might just work.\n\n" "538\n" "00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,389\n" "Club's gonna open up\n" "the outdoor patio soon.\n\n" "539\n" "00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,951\n" "Maybe Meg would give me a shot\n" "at managing, or at least my old job.\n\n" "540\n" "00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,194\n" "Slinging Appletinis? Didn't need to get\n" "your GED to shake your tits for frat boys.\n\n" "541\n" "00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,080\n" "The money's good\n" "and it doesn't require pre-requisites.\n\n" "542\n" "00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,152\n" "Requires a couple. Set up the camera.\n\n" "543\n" "00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,392\n" "- We're ready to go.\n" "- Who are you supposed to be?\n\n" "544\n" "00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,755\n" "Thomas Jefferson.\n\n" "545\n" "00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:02,914\n" "Okay, Miss Sally, get your revenge\n" "for me raping you in the slave quarters.\n\n" "546\n" "00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,040\n" "- Massa.\n" "- Ah! Ooh.\n\n" "547\n" "00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:11,077\n" "Get down, you white motherfucker.\n" "Get in there. Oh!\n\n" "548\n" "00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,000\n" "Now get that ass.\n" "Munch it, munch it.\n\n" "549\n" "00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,270\n" "Do the alphabet.\n\n" "550\n" "00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,955\n" "We shall overcome, motherfucker.\n" "Get in there.\n\n" "551\n" "00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,756\n" "We shall overcome. Ah! Unh!\n\n" "552\n" "00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,790\n" "Get on.\n\n" "553\n" "00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,631\n" "Hey, Meg. How are you?\n\n" "554\n" "00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,718\n" "Fiona. Gallagher.\n\n" "555\n" "00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,394\n" "Sure, how you been?\n\n" "556\n" "00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,318\n" "Thought I'd stop by,\n" "see if you were staffing up for summer yet.\n\n" "557\n" "00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,472\n" "Patio's not open until Memorial Day.\n\n" "558\n" "00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,235\n" "But if you want to push cocktails\n" "in six-inch heels...\n\n" "559\n" "00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,438\n" "...I can always use another pretty girl\n" "for the summer.\n\n" "560\n" "00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,399\n" "I was hoping you'd give me a shot\n" "at assistant managing...\n\n" "561\n" "00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,074\n" "...like we discussed last fall.\n\n" "562\n" "00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,758\n" "- Congrats.\n" "- Yeah.\n\n" "563\n" "00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,956\n" "I know I screwed you over last time.\n" "It's a family thing, my mother was--\n\n" "564\n" "00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,112\n" "I get it, you have it tough.\n\n" "565\n" "00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,432\n" "But fool me once, shame on you.\n" "Fool me twice....\n\n" "566\n" "00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,359\n" "I won't let you down again.\n\n" "567\n" "00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,076\n" "Come on, give me one night to show you\n" "what I can do. You won't regret it.\n\n" "568\n" "00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,271\n" "Give me a thousand bucks,\n" "I'll find you a night to promote.\n\n" "569\n" "00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,835\n" "- Promote?\n" "- Yeah, you take over the club, do it all.\n\n" "570\n" "00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,754\n" "- How about Tuesday the 15th?\n" "- Next week?\n\n" "571\n" "00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,593\n" "Show me what you got.\n\n" "572\n" "00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,515\n" "- I don't have a thousand dollars.\n" "- So I'll pencil you in to work the patio.\n\n" "573\n" "00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,639\n" "Give me a call mid-May\n" "and keep the weight off.\n\n" "574\n" "00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,591\n" "- Mimosa?\n" "- Sure.\n\n" "575\n" "00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,673\n" "A man has few things\n" "of real value in this life.\n\n" "576\n" "00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,670\n" "His family.\n\n" "577\n" "00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,352\n" "His friends.\n\n" "578\n" "00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,315\n" "His ability to honor his commitment.\n" "The value of his word.\n\n" "579\n" "00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,118\n" "Eat, please.\n\n" "580\n" "00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,074\n" "I believe the only true measure of a man...\n\n" "581\n" "00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:51,757\n" "...is his willingness to accept responsibility\n" "for his action.\n\n" "582\n" "00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,758\n" "Don't you agree?\n\n" "583\n" "00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,833\n" "We're here.\n\n" "584\n" "00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:13,157\n" "Beautiful, very peaceful.\n\n" "585\n" "00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,152\n" "The Great Lakes, right?\n\n" "586\n" "00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,315\n" "Lake Michigan.\n\n" "587\n" "00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,234\n" "- How many Great Lakes are there?\n" "- Uh....\n\n" "588\n" "00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,675\n" "Five?\n\n" "589\n" "00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,517\n" "I knew the Great Lakes were big,\n" "but I never imagined it would be this big.\n\n" "590\n" "00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,393\n" "Just like a sea.\n\n" "591\n" "00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,400\n" "Surprisingly heavy for a man\n" "with so few brains.\n\n" "592\n" "00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,078\n" "So Steve...\n\n" "593\n" "00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,638\n" "...are you a man capable\n" "of honoring your commitments?\n\n" "594\n" "00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,716\n" "Are you a man of your word?\n\n" "595\n" "00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,950\n" "Cuchillo\n\n" "596\n" "00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,870\n" "So you are an American, huh?\n\n" "597\n" "00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,799\n" "- Yeah.\n" "- Wanting to go home...\n\n" "598\n" "00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,912\n" "...but you have no papers?\n\n" "599\n" "00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,800\n" "No. See. We were sort of partying--\n\n" "600\n" "00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,636\n" "- Say, \"Ah.\"\n" "- Ah. Ah, ah, ah.\n\n" "601\n" "00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,434\n" "Good?\n\n" "602\n" "00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,631\n" "Whoa! No, amigo, I'm not that kind of girl, I--\n\n" "603\n" "00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,235\n" "Jesus--! Okay. Okay, fellas...\n\n" "604\n" "00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,710\n" "...I'm really kind of\n" "getting skeeved out here.\n\n" "605\n" "00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,277\n" "- Can I--? Can I take--?\n" "- Good luck, <i>putita.</i>\n\n" "606\n" "00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,750\n" "What happened to paying you\n" "when you do the work?\n\n" "607\n" "00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,196\n" "It was her way of telling me\n" "to go fuck myself.\n\n" "608\n" "00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,354\n" "What pissed me off was how she assumed\n" "that I couldn't come up with the money.\n\n" "609\n" "00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,513\n" "- Smug bitch.\n" "- We did all right on that master-slave thing.\n\n" "610\n" "00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,036\n" "- I could loan you the money--\n" "- No. It's okay.\n\n" "611\n" "00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,796\n" "I love you, but you gotta save up\n" "for when you have a baby.\n\n" "612\n" "00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,834\n" "What about Jimmy?\n\n" "613\n" "00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,036\n" "He's being weird.\n\n" "614\n" "00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,271\n" "Meg's right. I am a loser.\n\n" "615\n" "00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,750\n" "One more ghetto girl\n" "who thinks she's the shit.\n\n" "616\n" "00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,197\n" "- I can't manage a club.\n" "- What's that, self-pity?\n\n" "617\n" "00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,555\n" "No, reality.\n\n" "618\n" "00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,555\n" "I'll take the Civil Service exam,\n" "clean bus shelter trash barrels for the city.\n\n" "619\n" "00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,949\n" "Hey!\n\n" "620\n" "00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,520\n" "You're Fiona Gallagher.\n\n" "621\n" "00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,672\n" "You can do anything\n" "you set your mind to.\n\n" "622\n" "00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,959\n" "You got your GED. You been raising\n" "a family of six since you were 15 years old.\n\n" "623\n" "00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,119\n" "You're a rock star\n" "and Meg's a frigid bitch.\n\n" "624\n" "00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,436\n" "What's that?\n\n" "625\n" "00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,319\n" "My final paycheck.\n\n" "626\n" "00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,393\n" "<i>Looks like this battle is almost over!</i>\n\n" "627\n" "00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,438\n" "<i>The Red Robotron is in trouble!</i>\n\n" "628\n" "00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,074\n" "<i>Scorpio 5 for the win!</i>\n\n" "629\n" "00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,917\n" "Back for yet another round\n" "of ritual humiliation, Gallagher?\n\n" "630\n" "00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,753\n" "Finally gonna win this time, Goff.\n\n" "631\n" "00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,833\n" "College entrants only today,\n" "it was on the website.\n\n" "632\n" "00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,232\n" "Or don't you have internet\n" "down at MLK Charter?\n\n" "633\n" "00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,120\n" "Afraid a teenager is gonna kick the shit...\n\n" "634\n" "00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:40,035\n" "- ...out of your half-assed bucket of bolts?\n" "- Heh, heh. Your engineering can't compete...\n\n" "635\n" "00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,159\n" "...at the Black Bot Championship\n" "Trophy level, Gallagher.\n\n" "636\n" "00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,391\n" "Who'd you steal your designs from\n" "this time?\n\n" "637\n" "00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,280\n" "Was it Carnegie Mellon or MIT?\n\n" "638\n" "00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,952\n" "Entry fee is 150,\n" "and we don't take food stamps.\n\n" "639\n" "00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:01,193\n" "<i>Next match: Scorpio 5 versus the Impaler!</i>\n\n" "640\n" "00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,038\n" "<i>Let the battle begin!</i>\n\n" "641\n" "00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,754\n" "<i>Oh, the Impaler strikes!</i>\n\n" "642\n" "00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,714\n" "<i>Scorpio 5 down!</i>\n\n" "643\n" "00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,953\n" "Piece of cake.\n\n" "644\n" "00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,238\n" "Whoa, whoa.\n" "How am I supposed to swallow that?\n\n" "645\n" "00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,153\n" "Who said anything about swallowing?\n\n" "646\n" "00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,513\n" "She's always been a problem.\n\n" "647\n" "00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,230\n" "It's been a relief to have her\n" "out of the house these last months.\n\n" "648\n" "00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,790\n" "She was wrecking my marriage. Pull!\n\n" "649\n" "00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,270\n" "- You lied to me, Steve.\n" "- Yes, but I thought--\n\n" "650\n" "00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,995\n" "You told me you were\n" "going to look after her. Pull!\n\n" "651\n" "00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,317\n" "I'm sure it's been difficult.\n" "She's a bright girl.\n\n" "652\n" "00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,800\n" "But I spoiled her.\n\n" "653\n" "00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,039\n" "I grew up poor, you know.\n\n" "654\n" "00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:42,076\n" "I wanted her to have things I didn't have\n" "at the favela. An education, food.\n\n" "655\n" "00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,274\n" "A toilet. Pull!\n\n" "656\n" "00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,433\n" "I've arranged for Estefania\n" "to pursue an economics degree...\n\n" "657\n" "00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,478\n" "...here at the University of Chicago.\n\n" "658\n" "00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,000\n" "I want her to be\n" "an American citizen, Steve.\n\n" "659\n" "00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,511\n" "When Immigration comes...\n\n" "660\n" "00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,558\n" "...you will be her husband. Pull!\n\n" "661\n" "00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,199\n" "You think you can do that for me, Steve?\n\n" "662\n" "00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,473\n" "Can I trust you?\n\n" "663\n" "00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,710\n" "Absolutely.\n\n" "664\n" "00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,079\n" "But that means you can't get\n" "into any trouble.\n\n" "665\n" "00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,709\n" "No stolen cars, no drugs.\n\n" "666\n" "00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,597\n" "How am I supposed to make a living?\n\n" "667\n" "00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,320\n" "Get a job.\n\n" "668\n" "00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,477\n" "And the slum girl-- Fiona, yes?\n\n" "669\n" "00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,839\n" "You can fuck her all you want for fun.\n\n" "670\n" "00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,198\n" "But you're a married man now.\n" "She stays what she is.\n\n" "671\n" "00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,392\n" "A ghetto whore.\n\n" "672\n" "00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:05,832\n" "<i>In this corner, the Terror\n" "of Northwestern U, Rent-A-Raptor!</i>\n\n" "673\n" "00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,238\n" "<i>And in this corner,\n" "representing the South Side...</i>\n\n" "674\n" "00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,995\n" "<i>...Frank!</i>\n\n" "675\n" "00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:27,111\n" "<i>Ladies and gentlemen,\n" "let's get ready to rum-bot!</i>\n\n" "676\n" "00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,279\n" "Next.\n\n" "677\n" "00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,836\n" "- Go ahead. Step up, please.\n" "- Thank you.\n\n" "678\n" "00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,390\n" "- Passport.\n" "<i>- Let's battle!</i>\n\n" "679\n" "00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,229\n" "<i>Ooh! Frank is in trouble early.</i>\n\n" "680\n" "00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,718\n" "- Fry the fucker, come on.\n" "<i>- Oh, Frank gets away!</i>\n\n" "681\n" "00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,670\n" "- Get out of there!\n" "- What are you doing?\n\n" "682\n" "00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,194\n" "<i>Frank is loose!</i>\n\n" "683\n" "00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,837\n" "<i>Rent-A-Raptor!</i>\n\n" "684\n" "00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,549\n" "- Go, go, go!\n" "- Wait, wait.\n\n" "685\n" "00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,798\n" "<i>Frank is on the run!</i>\n\n" "686\n" "00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,680\n" "<i>Oh, looks like Frank\n" "is down for the count.</i>\n\n" "687\n" "00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,197\n" "- Get out of the way!\n" "- Get out, go! Go!\n\n" "688\n" "00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,990\n" "- I got it.\n" "<i>- Rent-A-Raptor coming for the kill.</i>\n\n" "689\n" "00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,637\n" "<i>It won't be long now.</i>\n\n" "690\n" "00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,353\n" "<i>He did it! He did it!</i>\n\n" "691\n" "00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,474\n" "<i>We have a new champion!</i>\n\n" "692\n" "00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,640\n" "Welcome home, Mr. Duncan.\n\n" "693\n" "00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,752\n" "Jack.\n\n" "694\n" "00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,839\n" "Jack!\n\n" "695\n" "00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,671\n" "Just keep walking.\n\n" "696\n" "00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,150\n" "- No trouble?\n" "- They just waived me right through.\n\n" "697\n" "00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,119\n" "<i>El Gran Cañon</i> in person.\n\n" "698\n" "00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,671\n" "<i>El Gran Cañon</i>, your new nickname.\n" "You're already a legend.\n\n" "699\n" "00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,112\n" "Eighteen balloons? We've never had\n" "more than eight up one ass.\n\n" "700\n" "00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,638\n" "You have more coke up your anus\n" "than any drug mule in cartel history.\n\n" "701\n" "00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,271\n" "It's like taking a shit backwards. Heh, heh.\n\n" "702\n" "00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,119\n" "Ex-Lax. Normally, I would say take two,\n" "but for you, maybe the whole box.\n\n" "703\n" "00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,594\n" "So you're just gonna play the same playlist\n" "that you did last night. Awesome.\n\n" "704\n" "00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,399\n" "Tuesday the 15th?\n\n" "705\n" "00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,398\n" "A thousand dollars, it's all there.\n\n" "706\n" "00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,391\n" "No, I'm sure it is. But, you know, look...\n\n" "707\n" "00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,632\n" "...promoting a new night is difficult.\n" "I should have explained--\n\n" "708\n" "00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,753\n" "- I want the club.\n" "- You've got a bunch of kids at home.\n\n" "709\n" "00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,357\n" "- I don't think you should--\n" "- Do I have the club or not?\n\n" "710\n" "00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,155\n" "Okay. You're on the calendar.\n\n" "711\n" "00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,518\n" "Hey, beautiful! Dinner's almost ready.\n\n" "712\n" "00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,071\n" "Jesus, Jimmy, you always\n" "gotta monitor Carl when he's online.\n\n" "713\n" "00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,675\n" "Okay, sure.\n\n" "714\n" "00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,274\n" "I'm sorry.\n\n" "715\n" "00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,633\n" "- What the hell were you watching?\n" "- History Channel.\n\n" "716\n" "00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,116\n" "- Dinner!\n" "- Where were you all day?\n\n" "717\n" "00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,749\n" "Just, you know, running errands.\n\n" "718\n" "00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,434\n" "This and that. How was your day?\n\n" "719\n" "00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,832\n" "Remember Meg? She's gonna give me\n" "my own night to promote.\n\n" "720\n" "00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,719\n" "That's great.\n\n" "721\n" "00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,071\n" "- Whoo!\n" "- Yeah!\n\n" "722\n" "00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,954\n" "- You won?\n" "- Oh, yeah.\n\n" "723\n" "00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,954\n" "Nothing left but smoking metal\n" "and bruised geek egos.\n\n" "724\n" "00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,830\n" "Yeah, plus 400 bucks cash prize\n" "for first place.\n\n" "725\n" "00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,754\n" "Help out a little bit\n" "with the property tax bill.\n\n" "726\n" "00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,391\n" "You want me to run the payment\n" "down to the post office before school?\n\n" "727\n" "00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,313\n" "No, I got it.\n\n" "728\n" "00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,671\n" "That's still daddy's spot.\n\n" "729\n" "00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,799\n" "- Anything at the hospitals?\n" "- I forgot to check today, Debs.\n\n" "730\n" "00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,879\n" "- I'll call after dinner, okay?\n" "- Here we go, dinner's served.\n\n" "731\n" "00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,635\n" "- Oh, what's that?\n" "- Can we make way over here?\n\n" "732\n" "00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,553\n" "Thank you, Billy!\n\n" "733\n" "00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,630\n" "Yeah, you saw. It's like a miniature--\n\n" "734\n" "00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,074\n" "Robot Wars?\n\n" "735\n" "00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:56,477\n" "Some of that. All right, so, Robot War.\n\n" "736\n" "00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:01,391\n" "It's like cage fighting.\n" "Like, octagon rings and....\n\n" "737\n" "00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,592\n" "Daddy.\n\n" "738\n" "00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,398\n" "Daddy!\n\n" "739\n" "00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,116\n" "And it's like a laser?\n\n" "740\n" "00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,350\n" "Nineteen.\n\n" "741\n" "00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,396\n" "Thank you, Sheila.\n\n") matches = regex.finditer(test_str) for match_num, match in enumerate(matches, start=1): print(f"Match {match_num} was found at {match.start()}-{match.end()}: {match.group()}") for group_num, group in enumerate(match.groups(), start=1): print(f"Group {group_num} found at {match.start(group_num)}-{match.end(group_num)}: {group}")

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